
Princess Jasmine got a massive boob job (which subsequently ate her top) and decided to drop Aladdin in favor of a career in high-end prostitution, courtesy of Kim Kardashian who’s lifelong dream was to defile sweet Disney characters and condition men (much like Pavlov and his dogs) to salivate and start barking when the magic lamp shows up on screen.
“I’ve been wanting to go as [Jasmine] for years and found the perfect costume,” Kim, 29, wrote on her blog. “I went all out with my Disney theme this year and also got a Snow White outfit that I wore to Kendall’s birthday!”
If you manage to unglue your eyes from Kim’s monumental cleavage, do take a look at her toned stomach…because that’s what she wanted you to notice when she posted these pictures on Twitter…no, seriously.






November 3, 2009 at 6:45 am
talk about attention deprived. First she does a X-rated home movie, then she post pics of her halloween costume on twitter. WHO cares???? What does she do again??
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November 3, 2009 at 3:07 pm
I would bang that until it fell off.
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November 3, 2009 at 4:24 pm
fyi, you can still see her nude pics at http://tinyurl.com/kardashian-here
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November 3, 2009 at 7:42 pm
I would take this trick to a whole new world
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November 3, 2009 at 9:43 pm
You should see her without make up. She’s a fucking beast.
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November 5, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Pass.
Too much plastic there.
Not to mention all the nigger jizz that has been sprayed all over them tits and p***y.
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November 6, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Huzzy, but negative publicity is better than nothing. She is a used and abused piece of meat. I’d rather have a 5 gallon drum as a date so that I could at least touched the sides.
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