Don’t get too excited. The gun’s bullets were stopped by the padding of coke bags tied to her chest (it’s Morocco and she went prepared…drug supply is not as dependable as it is back home) so Lindsay Lohan is still alive and carrying on with her mission as a penis pesticide (fingers crossed the dude she banged at the Chateau Marmont on Friday managed to get to the ER in time before his buddy fell off from gangrene).
Jokes aside, the gun was fake. Not a joke, she’s still alive.
To explain, Lindsay was in Morocco for the opening of a luxury beach resort when a prankster showed up with a fake gun and aimed it at her.
She wrote on Twitter: “I was walking with the security guard & some guy was following me, then pulled up in his car & pointed a GUN at me!
”I was on the phone with my mum & I screamed and ducked & the guy started laughing & pushed the trigger & it was a fake gun.
”I was crying… he scared me.”
Apparently Lindsay got over the episode quickly enough because she was later seen sucking Gerard Butler’s face who was also in Morocco for the opening of the Mazagan Beach Resort.
The new Beach Resort, which Daily Mail noted was lit by 100,000 candles and scattered with 100,000 red and white roses, was “the most romantic place in the world,” Lindsay said. Before leaving the party in a golf buggy accompanied by Gerard, Lindsay told the Mirror, “He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m going to have lots of fun.”
“I just want to find someone who loves me back,” she told the British paper. “I feel like I’m going to have a heart attack every time I think about the break-up (talking about Samantha Ronson). I came here to get away from it all. I’m ready to have fun now.”
if she loses 10 more pounds we can officially declare her dead.
Sounds like she’s trying to imitate a certain “tape” that her Daddy has with her flipping out in the background. I wouldn’t believe anything this idiot said with a ten-foot pole.