Here’s Mariah Carey in a white bikini filming one of her videos and looking like she had half the Arctic marine life for breakfast. Nick Cannon better chain that fridge or he’s bound to find himself in the ER with a busted, inoperable femur when Mariah gets the urge to sit on his lap. And don’t worry, Nick, she won’t eat you…she hates chewing things with too many bones.
November 5, 2009 at 7:40 am
It’s obvious that Mariah is a happily married woman. She’s got her man and now she doesn’t have to worry about staying thin since she’s not on prowl for a sex partner anymore. That means she eats what she wants since she’s the breadwinner. She’ll slim down again when the Cannon diecides he’s had enough of the cellulite rolls.
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November 5, 2009 at 9:02 am
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin’!!!
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November 5, 2009 at 9:03 am
You guys suck, the reason women in this country have eating disorders is because of assholes like you. Yeah she is curvy but I don’t see any cellulite. Now if she was pushing 200lbs I’d agree with you. This country does have a problem with obesity and she is far from a typical fat American that the rest of the world snickers at.
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November 6, 2009 at 1:21 am
shut up pig! hey is that brett fattner?
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November 5, 2009 at 10:17 am
i dont care i would still slide up in that nshit
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November 5, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Id drink a pint of her piss just to see where it came from……The womans still choong!
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November 6, 2009 at 9:51 am
LOL Great headline!
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November 7, 2009 at 3:11 am
Hah i just came to this post after reading the hilarious title!
nice tits Mariah 
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November 7, 2009 at 3:25 am
i love mary
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