Madonna, 51 to meet her mommy-in-law, 36…enough said

Who needs the Twilight Zone when you have Madonna? We’ve all gotten used to the idea she’s having sex with a guy named “Jesus” and that she’s 30 years older than him (and that’s in dinosaur years), now we may have to get used to the idea of Madonna calling his 36-year old mother (she had him when she was 15! for those weak in math) “mommy dearest”. And if the tabloids are to be believed, Madonna is considering making Jesus an honest man by marrying him (it’s not the other way round when you were deflowered right around the same time the bubonic plague hit the Dark Ages).

So according to The Sun, Madonna is set to fly to Brazil to meet the parents of her toyboy lover JESUS LUZ for the first time – fuelling talk she’ll marry him.

Friends say  she is “slightly on edge” as his mom Cristiane Regina da Silva is 15 YEARS her junior.

But they believe Madge meeting the devout Christian and Jesus’s dad Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz is a sign that “an engagement could be on the cards”.

A close family pal added yesterday: “Madonna really does love and need Jesus – and she does not hold all the power in their relationship. He grew up with strong Christian beliefs.

“He wants to marry and be taken seriously. She doesn’t want to lose Jesus and so the visit to his parents is her way of saying she will make this relationship permanent.

“He wants proof of commitment and he wants her to make an honest man of him.”

The couple are said to have had a series of rows after Madge said in a recent TV interview that she’d “rather get run over by a train” than marry again, following her divorce from Brit Guy Ritchie, 41.

Jesus, 23 – who abandoned his Christian beliefs to convert to her Kabbalah faith – “begged her to reconsider”.

He also insisted she meet his hairdresser mum and hospital worker dad in Rio de Janeiro – where the couple met – and she has now applied for a visa. She is due to arrive tomorrow, say locals. Twice-wed Madge’s biographer Randy Taraborrelli has insisted the pair will marry.

He said: “Madonna is telling close friends and family that ‘I definitely see myself marrying him. It’s on the table’.”