Britney wows Australians with her lipsync…ok, we're messing with you, she just shook her coochie

After Australian critics panned her for lip-syching and the Fair Trade Minister for the state of New South Wales, Virginia Judge, called for concert tickets to carry disclaimers about whether parts of concerts were pre-recorded and mimed, Britney Spears went on record and told eveyone to read her lips: it’s all for the fans. And considering that most of her fans still think that morning wood is what daddy chops for the fireplace early each morning, we’re willing to bet that after her crotch-spreading-and-about-to-be-impaled-by- dildo-held-by-gay-sadist routine, Australian 12-year olds totally forgot that mike attached to her face is just an accessory.