Nicole Kidman out to prove she really isn't a tranny…she just plays one

Here’s Nicole Kidman minutes before discovering one of Keith Urban’s eyeballs stuck in between her bread folds. Nicole was attending the 2009 Country Music Awards last night and it is unknown as to whether her newly found bazookas were there for Keith to hide and maybe drown in after losing to Taylor Swift in three categories or a carefully planned move to show everyone she only plays a transsexual in a movie, but she’s all woman underneath it all. Hey, Amy Winehouse can go up to a 32WW and we’ll still think she carries a set of horse genitals underneath it all, so, sorry Nicole, a uterus is still required.