Rihanna's Glamour Awards nipple out the entire time;how could we have missed it?

Glamour Woman of the Year Rihanna was apparently walking around all night during the event with her nipples giving a shout out to everyone left and right. At this point we would like to thank the academy (ok, just fashionable skirts in Louboutins) for choosing Rihanna as the role model for all women who get their faces chewed up by the angry pitbulls they sleep with…because nothing spells “empowerment” more clearly and nothing sends a better message to predators to stay away than turning on your chest bulbs with the frequency of a highway motel putting up a “Vacancies, apply here” sign.