Beyonce Knowles, we want to welcome you to the upskirt club!

At this point in time, we would like to thank Beyonce for providing the breath of fresh air when it comes to our upskirt moments because after looking at pictures of Shauna Sands drawing smiley faces on her crotch for photo ops for the 100th time, we felt as excited about our club members as Lindsay Lohan is when asked to actually pay for goods she consumes (but instead of screaming and crying, we just look down at our sad puppy and say: “don’t worry, buddy, the novocaine will eventually wear off, you’ll see, someone new will come to save you”).

Beyonce was on her way out of Kanaola Club in London where she was hosting a star-studded event while on tour there when she failed to exhibit hide-your crotch-with jacket-ninja moves and subsequently exposed Jay Z’s private island…you know, the one he goes to when he wants to escape from it all…

Photos: Pacific Coast News