If you’re hearing strange bubbling sounds, that’s Robert Pattinson’s head heating up and getting ready for combustion…because fame has seriously messed up his brain wiring. You see, for Khalid Sheikh Mohammed nothing would spell “destruction of America” more clearly than messing up the new Twilight premiere and maybe taking a few fingers off from Robert’s hands with one of his suicide bombers…that is if the suicide bomber can manage to control himself and avoid being lured into giving Robert his neck to feed on.
Via Digital Spy:
Robert Pattinson has revealed that he is scared a fan will hurt him in the future.
The Twilight star added that fans sometimes ask him to bite them or offer to let him drink their blood.
In Robert Pattinson: The Unauthorised Biography, he said: “There were girls who had scratched the side of their necks, so they were freshly bleeding when they came up to get a signature. They were like, ‘We did this for you’. I didn’t know what to say. ‘Thank you, guys’?
“People ask me to bite them and want to touch my hair. I just don’t want someone to have a needle and give me HIV and I don’t want to be shot or stabbed.”
Pattinson added that he is worried that Twilight’s big premieres could be the target for a terrorist attack or assassination attempt.
However, he claimed that he is learning to deal with the attention.
“This is my life,” he said. “People know my name and ambush me in public and try to figure out what hotel I’m staying at. I have accepted it as real now, but it still seems surreal.”
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Another nutty Hollywood actor who can’t see past his belly button. He’s the last person the terrorists would attack. Thye go after valuable targets. IF they take over America you and and ll your ilk will be shot by firing squad so you’ll see it coming.