Katie Holmes as Villain in MI4? Tom Cruise's interpretation of "Deadly Vagina"

Here’s Katie Holmes on the set of The Romantics looking like her midgit beat her up again for persisting on yielding female reproductive organs despite the cocktail of scientological herbs and Tom’s abracadabra every night. And since actually making out with her would cause his psoriasis to flare up, Tom intends on using her as the villain in the next installment of MI4. And just so we’re clear, the villain dies by his own hands (well, technically a stunt guy’s hands because his don’t meet the 20inch minimum length requirements)…take that Katie Holmes for taking away his dream of going to sleep every night with a bear on one hand and a set of balls on the other…

Here’s what he had to say via MonstersAndCritics.com

A source said: “Tom is very excited about taking ‘Mission: Impossible’ in a new direction and he sees Katie as a big part of that.
“They have wanted to work together for a while now but the idea of being a couple on screen in a romantic comedy is a bit dull. This might give them a chance to have some fun both as a couple and as hero and villainess.”