Johnny Depp is Sexiest Man Alive

People Magazine honoured Johnny Depp by rewarding him with the title of the Sexiest Man Alive for the second time in 6 years (he won it again in 2003), only to use a picture that promotes his virtues as a middle-aged Puertorican garbage collector with an inability to grow a proper beard and moustache. We’re guessing what gave Johny an edge over Robert Pattinson (because they both rule in the unruly hair department) is that Johnny is a little less smelly…and just when we thought that being pasty white and pretending to love blood was good enough. People Magazine, you are confusing us! At least you gave him the Best Chest Award…