Mariah Carey just ate Nick Cannon, but she has photoshop to help her deny it

Here’s Mariah Carey without Nick Cannon’s semi-digested limps making her belly tire look lumpy for the promotional photoshoot of her new album The Memoirs Of An Obese Angel Who Couldn’t Find Anything To Eat In Heaven And Attacked Earth (aka The Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel). But because we eat whales for breakfast(translation:we’re way too smart to buy photoshop for the real butter), here’s a reminder of what Mrs Cannon looked like not even a couple of weeks ago when she was shooting her new video “H.A.T.E.U”.