Lawyer:Tila Tequila is mentally ill;wait, it took a video for him to find that out? (with video)

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Lawyer:Tila Tequila is mentally ill;wait, it took a video for him to find that out? (with video)

Published on November 19, 2009 with 3 Comments

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Apparently Tila Tequila did something which caused her lawyer to publicly admit there’s something seriously wrong with his client. And just when we thought he was about to tell us Tila is going on a humanitarian mission to Angola (where she may or may not hand out food rations with her boob folds), that she has applied to adopt 10 children from Madonna’s orphanage (who she may or may not turn into skilled webcam performers) and has vowed to wear a burka going forward, we found out all this upset involves a video of Tequila ranting incoherently (whether the dry mouth was the result of too much booze or vicodine is unknown) and then stripping in front of the camera to show how resilient little asian chicks can be after a proper manhandle by their 6ft 11 giant black man.

We’re thinking her lawyer meant she has different flavors of “something wrong with her” and this was just Wednesday’s. Because we know this girl like she was our own and her Tuesday’s mental illness still involves the same package of madness, just with different color underwear.

Oh, and the rapping? Preeeeeecious!!!!

Here’s the story via TMZ:

Attorney Cyrus Nownejad tells TMZ he thinks the “domestic violence” incident with Shawne in September may have “pushed her over the edge.”
Nownejad acknowledges something is seriously wrong with Tila and he’s trying to figure out how to get her some help.
Tila just took down her Ustream, showing her dancing nude and talking crazy in front of the camera. She also went off on Shawne and his alleged drug use.

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  1. Wow. This nutcase should be committed. What were you thinking Shawn. On yeah you think with your willy.

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  2. How you like that trophy in your case?….loser dumbass

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  3. Million dollar body, 5 cent brain.

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