Here’s Megan Fox in a few more crotch-spreading shots courtesy of “it was about time we jumped the shark” NY Times, and honestly, if her vertical split wasn’t so breathtaking we wouldn’t have bothered (mainly because 1960′s cheerleader soft porn is not our thing). And ofcourse since every erection-yielding moment is bound to be spoiled by Megan opening her mouth, why mess up with the pattern? Here she is talking about her being a sacrificial lamb and in a nutshell how good she is at making up lies about everything. So you mean to say that bit about struggling an ox just to have sex with Olivia Wilde was mere fabrication? We spanked the monkey based on a lie? We want our money back…or at least that warm, sunny afternoon we spent indoors…
“I’ve learned that being a celebrity is like being a sacrificial lamb.”
“At some point, no matter how high the pedestal that they put you on, they”re going to tear you down. And I created a character as an offering for the sacrifice. I’m not willing to give my true self up. It’s a testament to my real personality that I would go so far as to make up another personality… The reality is, I am hidden amongst all the insanity. Nobody can find me,” she added.
