Most appaling PDA of the day;Brittany Murphy kissing that;and by that we mean the con artist who plays her husband

Here’s Brittany Murphy and her husband British screenwriter Simon Monjack giving travellers bad gas at LAX on Tuesday as they try to smother an innocent poodle by sandwiching it against Simon’s hairy man boobs. This gag reflex-producing PDA came complete with Simon’s hairy ass crack…because what good is it to gag if you can’t expel everything on shiny airport tiles?

Seriously? What is wrong with Brittany Murphy that she was compelled to elope with a gorilla and give him an American Visa (he was almost deported in 2007 due to an expired visa – their wedding followed suit a month later)? Hey, we can say “Cheerio there, chap” pretty convincingly if this is what’s getting her panties wet…and our plumber’s ass crack is seriously sexy…especially with that bushy trail mix running down from our neck…