Here’s Hayden Panettiere giving fellatio to a weapon for Tyler Shields new book “The Dirty Side of Glamour,” and aside from the news that giving inanimate objects a BJ is one of her hobbies, we think this is pretty patriotic. After all, what’s better than giving a little perk-me-up to the people AND objects who are there to serve and protect you?Hayden, you’re a great American!
