You guys, this is an emotional moment. You mean to say, they’ll be no more “my vajayjay is painin!!”? moments? Oh, no, the urge to go for a double decker with an extra large side of fries is utterly overwhelming. Oprah, help, we can’t do it without you. And we were seriously hopping to get another chance to win a Prius…because we know how happy you get on your somewhat slim-but definitely not a gorilla in red lipstick days.
Ok, people, let’s focus on the positives. After all we still have 680 days with the anointed patron of couch potatoes. Let’s start appreciating what we will soon not have by watching more…wait a second, could that be why she gave us these 680 days? Could this be all about ratings? Ma, where’s that gallon of Ben&Jerry’s? We’re feeling a panic attack coming our way!!
Via ABCNews.com
After more than 20 years at the top of the daytime talk show game, Oprah Winfrey’s calling it quits.
According to insiders, Winfrey informed her staff of her decision late yesterday afternoon in a company meeting, described as “emotional, supportive and respectful.”
That same afternoon, Tim Bennett, president of Winfrey’s Harpo production house, announced that the media mogul will step off the “Oprah” set in September 2011. He said Winfrey will confirm the news on Friday’s edition of her show.
“The Oprah Winfrey Show” will not move on to the cable Oprah Winfrey Network or OWN.
Since “Oprah’s” 1986 inception, Winfrey’s grown to be far more than a shoulder to cry on for scandal-scarred stars. Her empire — which includes films, books, magazines and Web sites, in addition to her TV show — influences people the world over, and her wealth — at one point, she was the world’s only African-American billionaire, according to Forbes magazine — grants her access to people, places and things few others can conceive.
What’s next for Winfrey? Perhaps she’ll drop a hint on her show Friday.
November 20, 2009 at 7:13 am
Barack Hussein Obama will be committing suicide now.
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