Jude Law attacks girls who stare with citrus

Jude Law is either a raving lunatic or he’s decided he much prefers to use his mouth as a nut holder. Because any sane man would treat admiring young female students with respect. And by that we mean promptly invite them to his house, lock the door and play naughty professor until they’re all A students in the geometry of the penis. But leave it to Jude Law to go pissed-off primate on them and start throwing oranges instead.

Here’s the full story via The Sun:

MOVIE hunk JUDE LAW tried to stop students gawping at him – by pelting them with ORANGES.

The Alfie star flung four pieces of fruit after spotting the girls waving at him from a uni dorm overlooking his New York flat.

Jude, 36 – who had been practising yoga on a balcony – missed their windows with the first two, but hit with the second salvo.

Student Neha Najeeb said: “There was orange pulp on the glass for a week.

“We don’t like Jude Law anymore.”

Jude, who is starring as Hamlet on Broadway, has made no comment.