
Strictly for the fans of jungle pubes and sweaty ass cracks (because fairness to our entire demographic is a higher journalistic standard we strive for), here’s Levi Johnston using his dick as a towel hanger, courtesy of Playgirl. And now that the awkwardness of posting a naked dude has been dealt with, that hand towel is really an overkill because a baby wipe would have sufficed. Sarah Palin, we can hear your hysterical laughter all the way from Alaska.


















i’m pretty sure his so-called abs are fake, or as for as the “flat region” below his navel, because in the picture of him changing the diaper, he does NOT have a flat stomach.