Nelly Furtado has blasted Madonna over her reluctance to age naturally and her grueling workout regime aimed to keep her body from, well, falling apart. In the veiny one’s defense, Furtado’s firm backside was found floating dead in the Long Island sound a long time ago, so she has nothing to be concerned about other than stuffing herself with cookies. Crumpets anyone?
The ‘Maneater’ singer insisted she won’t try to make herself appear younger in order to boost her career and would rather enjoy tea and biscuits than undertake a gruelling exercise regime. She said: “I am not ready to adjust physically, just to be marketable. My sell-by date will run out eventually. Unlike Madonna, I wouldn’t be willing to do Pilates round the clock, just to slow down the deterioration of my body. I prefer to sit in the kitchen, drink tea and eat biscuits.”
Nelly (30) took a two-year break after she finished promoting her 2006 album ‘Loose’ and said she enjoyed having the time to lead a more normal life. And by that she meant, frequently visit Sears and JC Penny’s in her search for tracksuits that won’t show her plumber’s ass crack when she’s standing.
Wow, did we just defend Madonna right there? Crap, it must be the Swine Flu and the 106 fever…
November 24, 2009 at 9:18 am
Read on @NellyFurtado ‘s twitter page! Nelly never blasted Madonna!
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November 24, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Several things:
first-who really enjoys tea and biscuts?
second-who really cares?
third-shapely buttocks are appealing to everyone!
forth-forth we go into the darkness of repetitive past.
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December 22, 2009 at 12:59 am
The funny thing is, Nelly Furtado is stronger than Madonna. Madonna and her pilates legs has no chance against Nelly’s large biscuit-thighs if they were to wrestle. Keep on eating and drinking whatever you want Nelly, you will always be able to crush Madonna with your thighs if you want to.
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