Rihanna gave all businessmen getting ready to go to work an extension on their morning wood when she performed without pants for Good Morning America at Times Square in NYC earlier today.
At least she didn’t come out with Home Depot tape doing double duty as an outfit. But really, don’t you all feel you’ve grown closer to Rihanna since the AMAs? Afterall, when a girl shows you her brazilian wax job (see plucked crotch thanks to the tape outfit pics), that’s gotta mean she wants to get to know you all better, right (and don’t go getting discouraged by restraining orders and silly things like that)?
Not that we condone violence or anything, but we have a feeling if Rihanna even as much as got slapped on the face by a harmless midgit on a wheelchair she’d go into a spontaneous rage, make a huge bonfire, get naked and start dancing around it while burning what’s left of her clothes…any handicapable midgit volunteers??
November 24, 2009 at 6:19 pm
They prefer to be called little people; but, in reference to the low brow nature of your chosen attitude. I don’t find Rihanna that attractive, but my penis does. Sex much, then no more before scandal. Hulk say no more fire with Frankenstien! Hulk light BONG!
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November 24, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Also it was frowned upon at one time for a woman to wear pants(see Mary Tyler Moore, and Capri pants.) Anyhow, what is it? do you want scantily clad women for your sites, or are you morally outraged? DECIDE!
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