The complete ID mag picture set of "Old Supermodels Gone Wild"

After giving you a teaser yesterday, we were determined to find the entire naked truth about whether Eva Herzigova, Claudia Schiffer and Helena Christensen are worth getting out of bed for no less than $10,000 (although nowadays and with inflation accounted for, that’s less than what Josh Duhamel’s stripper demands for giving husbands like him some well deserved relief from the penis they share a bed with at home)…that is assuming their hips don’t crackle and their faces don’t look like  Droopy The Dog in which case they might just want to stay in bed and work on their voodoo dolls that they’re going to leave on Naomi Campbell’s doorstep (because after all her ass is still the balcony of a first floor building and their boobs are now the pavement and, yes, she is dating a multi billionaire).

In Helena’s defense, she’s the only one brave enough to bare her boobs without an inanimate object to hide behind. Which begs the question as to what kind of sorry sag bags, stretchmarks and gigantic breast-feeding nipples the other two are hiding from the world…but, we’ll never know, will we?