Grady Sizemore’s sizeable penis is trying to increase our female readership

Cleveland Indians center fielder Gray Sizemore is attempting to stop any further publication of a set of nude pictures (in which he happily admires his pecker in front of a mirror and shares hugs with) which he e-mailed to his girlfriend, Playboy Playmate Brittany Binger (and this is as far as we’re going to go in suggesting she leaked them herself because she wants her own reality show like BFF Kendra Wilkinson). The Associated Press reports investigators with Major League Baseball are attempting to stop the distribution of the photos.

Here’s a letter sent from a MLB detective to various websites:

The photos posted in the article cited below are the property of Grady Sizemore. They were stolen from a personal computer. We’ve begun an investigation and request that you immediately remove Mr. Sizemore’s property from the posting. We also ask that you preserve any records associated with its submission in anticipation of a criminal complaint to be filed with local law enforcement.

Thanks for your assistance with this. Feel free to contact me with any questions or if you need additional information.”

The lovely images of Grady petting his mini boa were “stolen” from Binger’s e-mail account and posted online Sunday.

“We fully support Grady as he deals with this personal matter. The posted photos were stolen from his girlfriend’s e-mail account and a legal investigation is under way,” the Indians said in a statement.

According to Grady’s girlfriend the latest round of private photos to hit the internet were the work of the same dastardly individual who hacked into her email account months ago.

But Brittany’s not bitter and doesn’t hate Grady’s loyal, devoted lady-fans. “I’m not pinpointing his fans, all of his fans are great, it’s just one stalker that’s been pestering us,” she told deadspin.com during a phone conversation. She also told the site she and Grady are doing everything they can to prevent anymore embarrassing photos “stolen” from her email account to pop up on the web.