Colin Farrell's girlfriend is Exhibit A why we shouldn't cry when hot babes get knocked up

Fresh from “warming up” to Janet Jackson in a Beverly Hills Hotel (ET swears by it, and who are we to judge the journalistic integrity of this source), Colin Farrell did a different kind of warming up, this time under the sun, while on vacation in Mexico with Polish girlfriend, actress Alicja Bachieda on Sunday. While Colin was prancing around shirtless, puffing a cigarette and fiddling with a pair of binoculars on the porch of his hotel room, his girlfriend, who mind you just gave birth to Collin’s second son (Henry Tadeusz Farrell) on October 7, was busy showing off her amazing post-baby body.
Which is exhibit #1 that Entertainment Tonight’s diaper may be full of poo. Not that we’ve seen Janet Jackson in the buff, but because she’s been eating entire Taco Bell buildings and then crapping them out (or giving birth to them) a month or so later for years now, we’re guessing her belly stretchmarks are like the map of L.A from a close-up…including all the small side streets and alleys. But then again, stranger things have happened in Hollywood.