Although it does not shock us one bit that Lindsay Lohan (here coming out of an L.A boutique looking like she had a quickie with the curtains in the dressing room) would let Cash Warren give her a pap test faster than you can say “decaying vagina”, we are a bit surprised that he would choose to cheat on Jessica Alba with someone whose tongue is a frequent traveller on the “i’ll use it on anyone who shows me love and by that i mean anyone who looks at me for 30 seconds or longer” express. But apparently Cash is willing to risk penis necrosis by sticking it in a place possibly more hazardous than a cockroach’s favorite hangout spot than have coma inducing sex with an uberhot frigidaire. Welcome to I Want To Cheat On My Hot Wife week:
Via Aceshowbiz:
No stranger to rumor and scandal, Lindsay Lohan reportedly has a fling with Jessica Alba’s husband Cash Warren and they are said to have shared a kiss which was raw and real. The two met at West Hollywood hot spot Villa the night of November 19 and were quick to share mutual attraction.
A witness tells US Weekly that the twosome ignored all their friends, initially chatted and then started making out. The onlooker adds, “Lip on tongue. It was raw. They were not shy!” Another partygoer chimes in, “It was a shock to see the two of them kiss, but it was real.”
In related news, friends of Cash and Jessica claim their marriage is already on the rocks as the actress “is not as into Cash as she used to be.” Lindsay, in the meantime, is said becoming “easily attached to everyone she meets and gets close to” and already “falling for [Cash].”
Contrary to the report, Lindsay has denied an affair with Cash, insisting to Us Weekly the story is “absurd.” The troubled actress-singer claims, “He is married. I wouldn’t dare kiss him.” Cash himself has not yet addressed the news, and his wife also hasn’t issued a comment just yet.
December 4, 2009 at 5:54 am
THE LINDSAY LOHAN/CASH WARREN STORY IS BOGUS, IT WAS DEBUNKED BY X17 – ALL MADE UP
X17online.com exclusively:
“Cash Warren would never, in a million years, do something like make out with Lindsay Lohan at a club or anywhere else. He has a good thing going with Jessica and he’s not going to do anything to screw it up.”
X17 photographers spotted Lindsay grabbing fast food and returning to her home at 3:30AM on the 20th in a silver Cadillac sedan, which is not her usual car.
One of our photogs on the scene tells X17online exclusively: “Lindsay snuck into her house through the garage around 3:30AM. We weren’t able to get any pictures, but we did hear that she was at Voyeur that night, which is her regular Thursday night spot, not Villa.”
Lindsay even told Us that the reports were “absurd. He is married. I wouldn’t dare kiss him.” The two have been friends for quite some time, so we were shocked when we heard this! Almost as shocked as when we heard it all went down at Villa, which isn’t exactly a spot Lindsay frequents these days.
Our source went on to say, “You have to wonder if people are just looking to make up sensational stories about married couples, in the wake of the Tiger Woods scandal, to be the first to ‘break’ celebrity cheating stories – even at the expense of the stories being untrue.”
Source: X17online.com
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December 4, 2009 at 7:19 am
5 months and counting. Will it be an overdose in a bed at home like Marilyn or will they find her in trash bin in an alley in Whoringwood?
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