Katy Perry's dependable cleavage when we need to take our minds off cheating penises

Here’s Katy Perry busting out of her dress at the Grammy Nominations Concert at Club Nokia (she won a 2010 nomination for Hot N’ Cold) and later on at Nobu hand in hand with another girl. Because after getting obsessed with Tiger Woods and his super busy d**k, one needs a soothing, relaxing distraction, preferably in the form of funbags squeezed together like a train full of smelly Indians. Consider this your spa treatment.