Penelope Cruz is on the cover and in the pages of January’s Interview Magazine all oiled up and sexy in an effort to promote her new movie Nine (you know, the one that everyone’s in but Gary Busey, Kate Hudson pretends to sing and Fergie puts a strap on her nut sack to play a female hooker) and gets interviewed by co-star Marion Cotillard (yeah, the stupid one who said 9/11 was an optical illusion and a fabrication of the government). Now if only we could get past the fact that a tiny gay creature used to leave his itty bitty paw prints all over her body (hint, same one that uses a flashlight to hunt for a hidden testicle treasure under Katie Holmes’ skirt and comes up empty every time) maybe we could appreciate all this effort…
