This latest report seems to solidify the fact that Tiger Woods is not only messed up, but a certified moron. Because allowing a money-hungry slut to take pictures of your d**k with her cell phone is just the right thing to do when secrecy is mandated. And so it seems this yet to be identified mistress of his is also looking to cash in by offering his naked pictures to various publications, including Playgirl. The magazine has confirmed the offer exists and says they are trying to authenticate the photos.
“We’re in the process of authenticating the photos to see if the offer is real,” says Playgirl Marketing Director Daniel Nardico. “You can take photos of anyone and would it even be worth it, without a way to truly identify him? So, our attorneys our accessing for possible monetary worth.”
Nardico also confirms the woman with the pictures is not one of the 7 women whose alleged affairs with Woods have already been reported in the media. He says the woman is “another [mistress] that is going to come out. She’s not out yet. I don’t have any [more] information.”
We’re suggesting Golf Digest gets in on the action(the magazine had the worst possible timing by having prez Obama and Tiger on its January 2010 cover with the title “10 tips Obama can take from Tiger” and described them as “siblings separated at birth”). Maybe the title should be “10 sex tips Obama shouldn’t take from Tiger”…because after all, Michelle is no Elin so we wouldn’t want Obama’s presidential balls to be in danger of getting lost in…the woods…
December 8, 2009 at 7:20 am
And the story gets messier and messier by the minute. It will be interesting to see who the first sponsor is to leave the Tiger machine.
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