Hugh Grant not just into prostitutes, also into horses

Here’s recently single Hugh Grant trying to locate the ass of one of New York City’s favorite equestrians…who also happens to be a thespian (we’re so funny in the morning). Sarah Jessica Parker and Hugh Grant were attending the British premiere of their new flick Did You Hear About The Morgans (in which they play an estranged married couple who relocate to Wyoming as part of a witness protection program after witnessing a murder). Luckily for Hugh, SJP had squeezed her hooves into some 7inch killer heels so his ass -grabbing was not accompanied by the usual risks of spinal injury when bending down to the level of your toes. We’re just going to go ahead and attribute this to desperation…Hugh must be refraining from getting his kicks from paid professionals these days.