Watch The Tiger smacking some simulated mistress ass, courtesy of the Taiwanese (with video)

According to the Taiwanese, Tiger Woods likes to smack his white ladies and applies just the right dose of roughness to show them who’s the boss…although there’s a hint of softness there, especially when he’s pulling their hair, careful not to mess their do…and he does it all with a smile. And just in case you were wondering, his Escalade does rock like a boat on a stormy night when he’s unleashing his jungle beast on them…

Next Group Media, the Hong Kong company who owns Taiwanese newspaper Apple Daily is taking journalism to a whole new level of professional accuracy by employing an entire division of animators and even actors meant to turn speculation and rumors into ridiculously fun to watch  animated “news reports”. And even though his waitress mistress looks more like a Chinese concubine than an ugly hick (that’s the Asian sensibility right there), the CGI is no Pixar and the Chinese dubbing is distracting from the plot, this one’s a journalistic gem. We sincerely hope lawsuits won’t stop Next Group from delving into the heart of American scandals and extracting as much juice from the pulp as possible.