The Sun is reporting that Tiger Woods’ wife Elin has decided to throw her pride in the gutter and stay with THE INFIDEL for the sake of their two children (and here we thought it was the $60 million dollars). Which is of course disappointing since we were expecting Elin to drive a golf cart over a sleeping Tiger’s penis, or at the very least make him swallow 11 golf balls and then pass them as gallstones as means of redemption. Instead, she’s laying down the rules…it’s me or golf. Which is very confusing, because last we checked, Tiger was not sticking his hyperactive penis into golf course holes, but into over-exposed vaginas:
Elin, 29, has agreed to stay with the billionaire star for the sake of their two young children.
But she has given him the stark ultimatum: “It’s golf… or me.”
Leggy Swede Elin has drawn up a strict list of rules for the world Number One to follow if he wants to win her back.
A friend said: “The easy thing for Elin to do would be leave him, take the children and get a divorce. She’d never worry about money again.
“She was close to walking out for good. She decided to stay for the kids’ sake – but on her terms.
“They have agreed to try and rebuild their marriage, but Elin will be the one calling the shots. It will be a long time before he’s travelling the globe playing golf unless Elin’s by his side.
“Tiger will have to work long and hard to get her to trust him again. Quitting golf shows he is willing to sacrifice something he loves so much to protect his family.”Last night it was understood Elin had refused to let Woods tour until he regained her trust – or until daughter Sam, two, and ten-month-old son Charlie were old enough to tag along with them.
December 11, 2009 at 7:05 am
No more whores, and he’ll have to boink his swedish swimsuit model wife. POOR TIGGER!!!!!!!!
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December 12, 2009 at 2:37 pm
i think it’s Tiger, you jackass
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December 11, 2009 at 7:40 am
Me or Golf? Elin you might as well leave. Golf is what has made this boy rich and you have benefited from it. Get real. He’s not going to give up the one thing he’s good at……well maybe 2 things. He can give up banging waitresses but he’ll never give up golf. Beisdes he can fill alll the holes on every golf course and still stay out of trouble.
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December 11, 2009 at 1:22 pm
He’s torn his ACL and is on enough medication to stun an elephant. I think this whole thing is way out of proportion and misrepresented. Good for her for taking the high road; although, I personally would have hoped she would take his money and shown him the door, it’s not like I’d get anything out of it except a sadistic sense of justice being fufilled.
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December 13, 2009 at 11:08 am
ciao e tuti buone natale
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December 14, 2009 at 12:18 pm
So he’s gonna take time off golf during the golfing offseason?
Geez, the only thing worse she could have done is force him to leave the US for a country where every chick is blonb and horny.
What else is she going to force him to endure?
Threesomes (the good kind)?
iget the feeling she’s gonna get back at him by riding Rampage Jackson or Kimbo Slice bareback.
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