Since no one is hiring Lindsay Lohan in an actual movie these days, she assumed it would be a great idea to give more life to her “artistic” rendition of Johny Depp’s and Kate Moss’s relationship by starring in an erotic 2-minute clip. The only problem is that after watching what seemed more like Donatella Versace chain smoking while her loose labia attacked a skinny effeminate dude we got the urge to start crusading against smoking and stop every hooker and homeless bum we find and give them a mole check on the spot. Those liver spots are going to haunt us for ever…oh, and Kate Moss is suing.
December 10, 2009 at 5:59 am
Ye gods, what a frakkin’ train wreck…
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December 10, 2009 at 7:06 am
Damn this piece of drek should be nominated for an Oscar under the category of “Crack w***e Loves Cigareattes and Homeless Guys” It’s so comforting to know that LoserLo is advancing her career by joining projects like this. Her skank level is off the charts. 5 more months and it’ll be Marilyn all over again…but will people care? I hope not.
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December 11, 2009 at 5:45 am
your damn right….
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December 10, 2009 at 8:23 am
Best ANTI-SMOKING ad EVER!!!!!!
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December 10, 2009 at 8:48 am
Omg that was disturbing….
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December 10, 2009 at 9:22 am
I was hoping for this sequel to find out what happened to the crazy bitch who was still at large! Paranormal Activity II ruled! Thank you for leaking it!
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December 10, 2009 at 11:39 am
Wow!! Courtney Love is sexy compared to Lindsay!! She reminds me of some crack-addled w***e down in Tiajuana, not that I know about that but she is the opposite of sexy in this very disturbing video. She used to be sexy and now she is repulsive!! LOL at your comments about her “liver spots”!! Perfect line!!
GMan
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December 11, 2009 at 6:25 am
LMK when she takes it up the arse…I’d watch that
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December 11, 2009 at 7:43 am
wow what a shame totally stereo type of fame to shame some one trying way to hard to hold on to fame.
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December 11, 2009 at 10:38 am
What happened to this goddess, between Mean Girls and today? Justin Long in Herpie the Luv Bug???? Must be a PC lover, with a VIRUS or two???
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December 11, 2009 at 3:02 pm
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December 11, 2009 at 5:18 pm
sharon stone only less attractive
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December 11, 2009 at 10:10 pm
yeh wow shes so bad isnt she? well she is a millionaire, probably billionare, you are making what? 50 grand a year? probably not even making 1000 a year . but you talk smack about qa millionaire celebrity? wake up to yourself
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December 12, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Someones acting like madonna when she was young, nothing original, nothing interesting.
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December 12, 2009 at 5:26 pm
she think she is kate moss
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December 13, 2009 at 4:33 am
That was disturbing on so many levels that I’m not sure what its about. I don’t see a single part of that mess that didnt make me want to yak. Lohan has hit rock bottom.
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December 23, 2009 at 12:56 am
Now I’m dying for a cigarette, thanks lindsay!
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January 14, 2010 at 10:25 am
I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAID ABOUT HER.. I STILL WILL EAT HER p***y AND f**k THE s**t OUT OF HER….
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January 17, 2010 at 2:27 am
WTF was that? T Tat is about a sexy as the drunk guy getting tasered and puking.. If that doesn’t stop someone for paying $6 for smokes nothing will. When you’re going to write on someone, use a Sharpie, it lasts longer. Who is that androgeneous boy? I like young but did she hit the local grade school for him. Is he old enough to smoke?
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May 18, 2010 at 9:53 am
Dear GAWWWDDDD… the next time they need a standing boy-toy… PICK ME!!!!!! I would so want to lay my head upon her chest and “cuddle” LiLO!!!!!! I wanna, I wanna…. That was HOTTTT!!!
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