Yesterday, we got all caught up in the tantalizing tale of Hugh Grant trying to grab some SJP horse ass at their British premiere of “Did You Hear About The Morgans” that we neglected to cover the all-important news that Sarah Jessica’s breasts almost fell out of her dress…or maybe we were just afraid to go there because her creepy, veiny hands also went there…a woman touching her own funbags never seemed so wrong…
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SJP has a problem with Sarah Palin…and now I know why. Sarah Palin is way hooter than this hag. Shouldn’t that be SJPB? I guess Matthew is not important enough for her to take his last name.
Still looks good enough to bang! Just put some mitts on her crypt keeper hands, and let ‘er rip!!!
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