Samantha Ronson's penis rejects Aubrey O'Day…again

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Published on December 13, 2009 with No Comments

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This according to the NYPost:

Bisexual Aubrey O’Day was looking to give Lindsay Lohan a run for her money the other night. The Danity Kane singer planted herself on top of a banquette directly in front of Samantha Ronson‘s deejay booth and shook everything she’s got at the NASCAR Champion’s party at club Lavo in Las Vegas. A spy said, “She was doing everything to get Samantha’s attention, including grinding her derriere on the glass partition that blocked off the booth.” All to no avail — “Samantha totally ignored her.”

Note to Aubrey: Sam’s penis is only attracted to exposed vertebrae with liver spots who puff out more smoke than an oil-refinery and and whose nose turns into a supercharged version of Hoover when it detects white dust on surfaces.
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