British men still have a taste for cured meat: Pamela Anderson's Genie in Aladdin boosts UK sales by 800%

Pamela Anderson made her stage debut yesterday in London as the Genie in the pantomime Aladdin and as firecrotches with a propensity to survive and thrive even after nuclear blasts, this one managed to have half the British men in the audience drilling into their front seat with their penis and giving the guy seating there a spinal tap.

Although this is a child’s play, most of the tickets were sold to adult men which proves that British men not only have questionable chompers, they also have bad vision, or at the very least a taste for expired, mildew-strewn coochie.

Pamela, who is earning 50,000 British Pounds for her two-shows a day two-week run, stays on stage for less than 15 minutes and much of that involves her being on her knees and trying to convince Aladdin she can fulfill any wish he may have…that is assuming most of them start with the word Hepatititis and end in penis jaundice.