Broke Lindsay Lohan selling used clothes on family website

If you’ve ever wanted to dress like Lindsay Lohan (and by that we mean having the courage to walk around looking like an unwashed homeless troll on dopamine holding a can of coke on one stained, liver-spotted hand and a fag on the other), now you have a chance (and that’s only if you’re not normal or you’re some kind of daredevil with an infatuation for bio-hazards because we’re pretty sure a normal person would actually spend two hours peeling of her flesh with a potato peeler and industrial grade bleach if she came into direct contact with Lilo’s rags).

So the word has it that Lindsay is taking a break from fake-saving Indian little slaves to sell some of her second-hand clothing via her family’s Web site, Lohanhouse.com.

The site is selling clothes ranging from $10 to several hundred, all previously owned by Lindsay or a member of her family (which means you also get a chance to own Michael’s prison jock-strap…not sure if a disclaimer is attached to it. Warning:item is in Vintage condition and might carry unwanted sperm donor memorabilia).

Lohan updated her Twitter page this weekend, saying a “potion” of the proceeds will go to charity. And although you’re inclined to correct her and say “portion”, we assure you she meant exactly what she said. Proceeds will go into making a delectable potion of freshly picked, off the tree narcotics and prescription medication…just so you know you’re saving humanity one fire-crotch at a time…