Jessica Simpson pissed off about alleged affair with Tiger Woods

Star Magazine has figured that there’s 99% statistical probability that Tiger Woods has banged every woman who’s walked within a 50-ft radius from his dick satellite so they dug up a picture of him hugging Jessica Simpson at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament (the touching part brings the stats to 100% accuracy) and called it an affair. Oh, and they made sure they cropped Tony Romo from it (that was back in July when the two were still dating-see an-cropped picture below  ).

In reply to Star’s allegations, Jessica Simpson angrily tweeted off:

“Can’t believe that I’m on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE! ‘The Shocking Inside Story’ is (insert drumroll) A LIE!“

Meanwhile her camp is shooting down the tabloid’s cover claims that the much-photographed encounter between the two stars last July resulted in them swapping phone numbers and email addresses.

Simpson’s rep calls the whole scenario “ridiculous.”

“Literally the only thing that’s true in the story is the fact that they met,” the publicist told E! News. “It was a quick meeting, and they posed for a photo together—that was it. Jessica’s lawyer is sending them a letter this afternoon.”

Here’s an excerpt from the magazine:

Just days before Jessica’s split with Tony Romo, she had a sizzling meeting with the fallen golf star at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in Bethesda, Md.
“Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it,” a source tells Star.
Since Jess had been fighting with Tony — who was Tiger’s golf partner at the July tournament — she gave as good as she got.
“Jessica said that she felt like Tony wasn’t paying attention to her, so she was like, ‘What the heck!’ ” says the source. “She decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not.”