Lindsay Lohan looks whore-tastic, especially at 4:00am

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Published on December 17, 2009 with 3 Comments

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Lindsay Lohan exuded the elegance and grace of a back-alley dumpster as she left Boulevard 3 in West Hollywood in the wee hours of Wednesday morning, hours after attending a “Black Eyed Peas” concert and a luncheon to thank her leggings collection staff for their hard work and dedication (gift bags included leftover little Indian children from her slave-saving trip and The Good Coke-Head’s Guide To a**l Exchange For The Good Stuff). Lindsay was still wearing her signature tights from her collection which she designed especially for women who want to look like starved stray cats on a death-match during mating season. Enjoy!

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  1. This is one wreck of a human being. In four months we’ll find dead from an overdose.

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  2. Hey!
    She’s had it rough and deserves a break.
    As does her staff. As do her leggings.
    After her break , I’ll give it to her rough again, and then other coinciding stories will make more or less sense, and I won’t continue with this posting as it continues on to confirm unsavory tellings.

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  3. man i still wanna party w/her and put it in her ass. fez fucked up.

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