The real reason A-Rod dumped Kate Hudson

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Published on December 17, 2009 with 3 Comments

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Here’s Goldie Hawn looking like mozzarella cheese after it’s been in the microwave for 10 minutes in the premiere of “Nine” in NYC, and we’re pretty sure A-Rod was getting scary flash forwards every time he was invited to dinner, picturing himself chained to a post in the basement like Kurt Russell and being molested by The Melting Face from the Raiders of The Lost Ark. We rest our case.

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  1. ARod would still be with Kate is she had ponied up for some breast implants. ARod likes them with big tits and vacant.

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  2. Hey!
    Let’s not get personal, here.
    It’s just a website designed to defame the famous.
    No reason to say “”sock it to me”
    Sockitome!

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  3. who the f**k cares about a rod?

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