Janice Dickinson tries to suck the inner-life out of young, unsuspicious boyfriend

Janice Dickinson was coming out of Barney’s in LA on Christmas Eve and like the ghoulish hound that she is, she caught whiff of cameras being within a one-mile radius from her, so she decided to show everyone how she stays alive from a day to day basis. And that is by turning into a giant leech and sucking the living cells out of unsuspecting young things. Fortunately for her 32-year old boyfriend Alex Abdalla is a firefighter, so he’s inhaled enough carbon monoxide to make him impervious to large doses of poisonous saliva…which explains the fact that this one didn’t turn into a pile of ashes and osteoarthritic bones 60 seconds later.

FYI, moments after the grotesque display, Janice grabbed her boy-toy and proceeded to dry-hump him, for which she received three dollars. Yes, it was all a very classy affair on the eve of Jesus birth…