Lily Allen topless, from Russia with Love

Never one to miss an opportunity to show off her chest speed bumps (after an army of tanks has passed over them), Lilly Allen posed for January’s edition of the Russian Harper’s Bazaar and managed to lose her couture top for two of the shots, giving us yet another chance to look for her third nipple. For one thing, the Russians must love her because this is the second cover she’s doing for them which proves they’re kinky bastards with a fetish for burying their face in overused pancakes from the underbelly of the British Kingdom.