We haven't gone gay porn;it's Marc Jacobs and his husband-to-be making out

Designer Marc Jacobs and his fiance Lorenzo Martone spent Christmas holidays in St.Bart’s talking about each others bags and how it complemented their skin tone, commenting on the fluffiness of their 1000 count LV beach towels, discussing on whether to get total body lazer hair removal or just stick with the brazilian, teasing each other about the giant Christmas gift they gave each other and which left them remarkably sore and in between all that gave each other a stiffy that most likely stretched their LV speedos and unfortunately caused a few very expensive threads to come undone. Total gay bliss!