Victoria Silvstedt wraps the year in a bikini…what are the odds?

Here’s Former Playmate of The Year Victoria Silvstedt trying to take out the giant jellyfish that got latched on to her crotch at the Miami Beach while some hairy fat dude sitting next to her was trying to figure out if wrapping his schlong around a banana boat would suffice to ease his tension. Victoria’s nipples started buzzing when paparazzi spotted her and she proceeded to vigorously rub her bozangas with tanning oil to satisfy her contractual obligations. At that point, the fat hairy dude decided to pull an ostrich and bury his schlong in the burning sand.