Lady Gaga’s vagina welcomes the New Year

Lady Gaga said goodbye to 2009 by spreading her legs on top of her hotel balcony and gave us something to hold on to until, well, Monday. So it would only be fair to welcome 2010 by sending a shoutout to everyone with her crotch once again (FYI, we’re almost willing to bet the blood on her neck is a prank played by her vagina…you know, for all she’s put it through in 2009).

Lady Gaga performed two poolside concerts on New Years Eve at Fontainbleau Hotel in Miami Beach (tickets were going for as much as $25,000 for a private cabana), but got hit in the head with a bouquet of flowers thrown by someone in the audience while performing “Bad Romance” and lost her headdress in the first one and collapsed and had to be carried off stage during the second one.

Meanwhile, America’s most vocal hatemonger, Pastor Fred Phelps, the leader of the Westboro Baptist Church which is more commonly known as the “God Hates Fags” group is preparing to boycott her upcoming St.Louis show proclaiming she will “burn in Hell”.

Lady Gaga apparently drew Phelps’ ire when she yelled out at the American Music Awards “Bless God and Bless the Gays”.

Phelps has now announced that he’ll be bringing his special brand of crazy to the Lady Gaga concert in St. Louis, Missouri on January 7th (Lady Gaga is performing at the Fabulous Fox Theater in St. Louis as part of her ‘Monster Ball’ tour).

A press release entitled “God Hates Lady Gaga” announced an official protest of Lady Gaga’s St. Louis concert, refers to Lady Gaga as a “sleazy God-hater” and went on to say:

“Even as she gives lip service to ‘liberating’ her young fans, Lady Gaga brings them into slavery to their own corruption, teaching them to glory in their shame.”