Lindsay Lohan's bikini pulls double-duty, scares beachgoers AND clubgoers

Lindsay Lohan is working hard in St.Bart’s these days changing into as many bikinis, tankinis and monokinis as possible, smoking last she’s on deathrow and that’s her last puff and here and there luring an unsuspected waiter or two into their working place’s toilet for some unprotected sex (and by “unprotected” we mean devoid of hazmat suits and a gallon of chinese pecticides for the aftermath).

But since we’re talking about 2010 now and the time for those New Year’s resolutions, Lindsay made hers to save as many people as possible from drugs by parading around in a bikini at night and proving that snorting coke from every orifice using an industrial-strength hoover can really make your body look like it’s been hit by a meteorite (or a thousand penises give or take, the effect is scientifically similar). Who knows, this might work just as well as her Indian child-slavery freedom efforts…