JLo helped bring in the New Year in Times Square on Thursday night, which meant crawling around the stage like a cat who’s helped itself to the entire rat population of NYC’s sewers before making its appearance, shaking her gigantic “i’m hiding 8 dead people in my junk” of an ass, proving that having twins should be prohibited because it gives your crotch the folds of a newborn elephant as a souvenir and of course showing her affection for the dead by kissing Marc Anthony at the end of it.
We’re pretty sure Ryan Seacrest was wishing someone tied him to a pole or a heavy object in case she farted while making one of her moves and the wind blew him off stage and that d**k Clark forgot his lines because he kept staring at her and remembering that back when he was able to move without simultaneously releasing urine (approximately around the Great Depression and the Prohibition) they sure as heck didn’t grow them that big.
January 4, 2010 at 11:32 am
That ass is way past the expiry date.
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January 4, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Mutton dressed as lamb
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January 4, 2010 at 3:29 pm
I turned this show on and my first thought was “Why is a giant sausage dancing around on the stage?”
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January 6, 2010 at 8:12 am
i was hoping that she would fart so the exhaust would shoot her off the stage.she looked naasty.
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