Orlando Bloom and Jason Statham confirm that our lives still suck in 2010

Jason Statham and Orlando Bloom spent New Year’s aboard a yacht off the coast of St.Bart’s staring at their hot girlfriends’ wedgies (Alex Zosman and Miranda Kerr respectively) and occasionally adjusting their beach shorts to ease the pressure. If you’re assuming we’re jealous we’re not. But if given the chance we’d go Silence of The Lambs on them and wear their faces as a permanent mask…either one of them would do…but let’s reiterate, we’re not jealous…we just hate our lives.