
Megan Fox’s hotly anticipated Armani Jeans and lingerie-clad Emporio Armani ads have just been released. Don’t judge us, but we prefer to pull up those fake photoshop pictures of her when she’s all naked and lathered up ready to get into a bathtub (thank you Fake Celebrity website, we will cherish you forever). Hey, we were never sticklers for accuracy anyway…more like chasers of a really solid erection.

























All that beauty and not one cohesive thought in that brain.
I’LL SET HER FOR DINNER