Heidi Montag album sells only 658 copies

Hey, you know that chin the Beverly Hills doctor has sawed off Heidi Montag and whose cartilage he used to build Spencer a proper penis? Well, he will most likely want it back because Heidi won’t be making any payments anytime soon. See her album is selling as fast as her brain is churning when asked to spell the words “my new fake titters”. And since she was stupid enough to put everything she owns into this album (we hear she offered Spence as a collateral but that didn’t even cover the snacks in the recording studio), we’re pretty sure the two of them will be living in the great outdoors pretty soon. And who knows, a coyote or two may take a liking to them. Wait…maybe not because they get the runs when they eat too much PVC.

“In its first week of release, The Hills star’s album, Superficial, has sold less than 1,000 copies, according to Nielsen Soundscan.

In fact, industry sources tell UsMagazine.com that the album has sold only 658 downloads to date.

This is likely upsetting news for the reality star, who told Entertainment Weekly last week that she went broke making Superficial but thought that “within the first week, we will definitely make our money back.”

She told EW, “I put every dollar I have into this. I’ve spent over $1 million, almost $2 million, on this album. It’s cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality… The songs will make an impact in pop history.”"