Hey, you know that chin the Beverly Hills doctor has sawed off Heidi Montag and whose cartilage he used to build Spencer a proper penis? Well, he will most likely want it back because Heidi won’t be making any payments anytime soon. See her album is selling as fast as her brain is churning when asked to spell the words “my new fake titters”. And since she was stupid enough to put everything she owns into this album (we hear she offered Spence as a collateral but that didn’t even cover the snacks in the recording studio), we’re pretty sure the two of them will be living in the great outdoors pretty soon. And who knows, a coyote or two may take a liking to them. Wait…maybe not because they get the runs when they eat too much PVC.
“In its first week of release, The Hills star’s album, Superficial, has sold less than 1,000 copies, according to Nielsen Soundscan.
In fact, industry sources tell UsMagazine.com that the album has sold only 658 downloads to date.
This is likely upsetting news for the reality star, who told Entertainment Weekly last week that she went broke making Superficial but thought that “within the first week, we will definitely make our money back.”
She told EW, “I put every dollar I have into this. I’ve spent over $1 million, almost $2 million, on this album. It’s cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality… The songs will make an impact in pop history.”"
January 21, 2010 at 1:03 am
I’m actually surprised she sold that many. Perhaps those buyers lost a bet.
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January 21, 2010 at 4:55 am
Nice one Barb, so true. Maybe she and her douche husband bought 500 out of the 658. HAHAHA
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January 21, 2010 at 6:49 am
Extremely superficial. Her and her husband are despised by the general public after seeing them for who they are on the reality show. Actually they’ve lost touch with reality. Ii hope she gets so much plastic surgery she ends up looking like Golum from the Lord of the Rings. That will guarantee her a lot of work in future horrow films.
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January 21, 2010 at 7:16 am
i dont know why these fuckin hills people think there somebody these ppl arent fuckin celebrities
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January 21, 2010 at 8:19 am
She ain’t half bad looking now. Kinda like a synthetic robot look to her. Just as long as she doesn’t talk or bring that douchbag husband of hers around. Isn’t her 15 minutes up yet…
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