So you know, Courtney Love is still insane. Just in case you thought those electroshock treatments she’s been getting (her doctor tells her it’s not electricity, it’s a divine deity trying to relocate from heaven into her brain) managed to turn some of the candy bracelets into actual brain cells. And honestly, it’s not because she’s thinking of assaulting Keith Richards, extracting his liver and taking it to a lab for analysis, it’s that she thinks her liver did not become septic, fall off its stem, pass through her intestines like gallstones and then pissed away one of those nights she was sitting on the toilet composing her next Twitter rant.
Via OK! Magazine:
The Hole singer and Richards have both publicly battled substance abuse problems – but Love insists despite their party lifestyles, they will have “incredibly healthy” bodies.
She says, “I wanna meet Keith Richards, I’ve never met him. I don’t know what I’m gonna say to him, but I’m gonna touch his liver and I’m gonna let him touch my liver and it’ll be awesome. I’m gonna make him lift up his shirt and I’m gonna say, ‘Can I touch your liver?’ And I’m gonna touch where his liver is and see if it’s putrefied or something. I think we both must have incredibly healthy livers. We must!”
January 22, 2010 at 6:22 am
So Courtney goes to the doctor and the doctor says” Where did you get that horrible thing?” The turtle says ” I went to a Hole concert and all of a sudden this disgusting growth started emanating from my ass!”
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